1)I have had diarrhea for over 300 consecutive days (you’re welcome … feel free to stop reading now….)
2)I have worn my bathing suit bottom as underwear 3 times
3) I lit our food on fire 6 times
4) I slipped in dog drool daily
5) I peed myself 4 x (that is another story….)
6) I lied to 75 Starbucks Baristas about my name
7) I cleaned up cat vomit 6 times
8) I shared 150 memes with friends
9) I danced interpretively weekly in my kitchen
10) I messed up on radio song lyrics 2x / daily
11) I cancelled ‘date night’ with my husband every second week because ‘I had already taken off my bra’
12) I have 10% new grey hairs
13) I pocketed dozens of barely used Kleenexes to ‘save for later’
14) I shared daily ‘random thoughts with Jerral’ with friends and strangers alike
15) I have had 7 giggle fits ( NOT ENOUGH!!!)
16) I binge watched all seasons of ‘The Office’ over a 2 month period
17) I swam through a pool coated with caterpillars once (never again!)
18) I killed 6 plants
19) I swallowed 2 flies
20) I had 4 temper tantrums
I would love to hear some of your fun facts from 2017
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