Project Bicycle

I have an earworm. A Queen earworm.  This is concerning because I am terrible at song lyrics. (if you have the Bicycle Race song in your head now… I hope your rendition is better than mine.)

We go on occasional family bike rides. Here are a few things I have learned.

  1. Wear a helmet. They look cool.
  2. Don’t be afraid to break bike laws. (sidewalks are my jam!)
  3. Make sure your bike has a basket and a bell. (see # 1 ie. coolness)
  4. Do NOT wear clothing with bulky seams in your undercarriage. (I can visualize my family cringing as I type this… #worthit)
  5. Do NOT mouth breathe. You will eat a bug.
  6. Do NOT nose breathe. You will snort a bug.

Getting outside right now is my everything. Outside+depression= happy, happy, joy, joy. Try it. You’ll see.

Also, THIS. (you’re welcome)2toms-butt-shield.jpg

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